Friday, March 7, 2008

Wanted: A snuggle buddy

General job duties:
  • this employee will take over the position of the recently deceased; Mr. Teddy
  • during work hours, this employee will provide comfort, warmth, and cute phrases to the benefit of the employer (me)
  • overtime is required and the employee chosen will constantly be on-call
  • must provide good movies, fun and serious conversation and a plethora of original romantic/cute lines
Requirements:
  • must be of the male variety
  • experience is not necessary, although a general knowledge in the physics of spooning would be preferable
  • a sense of humour is required for duties related to snuggling-on-the-couch-during-movies
  • subjects with skills in the areas of sweet-talking, hand kissing, and general cuteness will be preferable
  • a love of my friends is required and subjects being considered must not become overly attached to the point of clinginess

Please note:

  • subjects with excess hair, body odour, or strange noise-making habits will not make it past the screening process
  • subjects with tendencies to smoke, fart, belch, say rude things, and comment on the attractiveness of other girls will not make it to the screening process

Monday, March 3, 2008

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Music tells a lot about someone. It's like a gateway into a person's soul. Anything can be said in words, but music tells so much more. It shows how that person is feeling at that exact moment in time.
I like learning about people through their favourite songs. It tells me a lot about who they really are. It shows me what they crave, what they value... It gives me a little piece of their unique soul.
My favourite alltime songs are:
Name - Goo goo dolls
and
Somewhere in between - Lifehouse.
What are yours?