You know you live in residence when...

• you can sleep through ANYTHING
• your daydreams in class consist of you sitting at your kitchen table at home with your mother serving you home cooked food
• you are highly skilled in the art of floor organization because you have no shelves left to fill
• you have no sense of what-not-to-wear-in-public. Noone cares when you walk around residence in your pajamas/boxers...why should anyone outside?
• you have spent days/weeks without actually leaving campus
• you do your cooking on the days imediately preceeding cleaning lady visits because the kitchen actually looks like a kitchen then