Saturday, September 29, 2007

A few tips I would like to pass on to some guys

The gym is not synonymous with a meat market. Most girls actually go there to get a good work out. Therefore it is not appreciated when you:

a.) stop a girl mid-workout to 'get to know her'. or

b.) stop a girl mid-workout to ask for her number.

When asking for a girl's number, if her response is, "I have a boyfriend", this is not code for... "Keep asking me for my number because eventually I will cave in to you and forget all about my boyfriend to pursue a relationship with someone I don't even know."

Please do not shout, whistle or make obscene gestures out the window when you pass an attractive girl on the street. We are not dogs.

As much as you may love your new boxers, we don't want to see them.

We do realise that we have chests...you don't have to stare at them for us to notice that they are there.

Fashion sense is always a nice thing. Ribbed shirts...no. Hawaiian shorts and striped button-up shirts...no. Wife beaters...no. If you don't know the difference between Abercrombie and Walmart, stick to jeans and a tshirt.

Girls appreciate guys who make first moves. This can be anything from initiating a conversation, to planning a date, to asking her out. It shows confidence when a guy is the initiator. And confidence is hot.

Little things DO count. Actions like holding open the door for a girl to walk through, actually listening to her when she talks and leaving her little notes and emails go a long way to showing a girl that you actually care. We don't need hugely expensive gifts...a little thought goes a long way.

And last but not least...

Crotch grabbing is unacceptable.

1 comment:

Jan said...

Crotch grabbing is, in fact, so unaccetpabble that we cease to see the male doing it as a male figure anymore and unconciously in our mind he is reduced to either a five year old or a victim of a mental disorder that we simply don't understand. He also ceases to become someone we would find ourselves on a date with.